"I told my therapist about you and now I think she’s in love with you too."
reposting this b/c i’m rly fuckin dumb (via the-psycho-cutie)
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
There we go.
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